*clears throat*

Well...hey, can I have a glass of water? Thanks. It's been a while since I spoke up, I'm a little rusty.

Introductions? No, I think not. If you're reading this because you already know me, it's pointless, and if you just stumbled upon it, I doubt that I can sum myself up to my own satisfaction.

And get off my back about the title being overly-dramatic. Byron: "There is that within me that shall tire/ Torture and Time, and breathe when I expire."

Maybe it's "which shall tire." Anyway, I like it. I could do worse for a slogan.

Hello, then.